"A scintillating work of proudly seething and seethingly proud national populist fervor."
- Bitebart

"The book THEY tried to ban! Buy it while you still can and help fund the revolution!"
- The Infowarts Store

"A heartwarming fable of humanity’s inevitable conquest by superior technology."
- Playbot

"I have no interest in what anyone in the entire United States of America has to say. [FNC] does nothing to change that deeply respectful and humble position. Though I quite liked the bit with the robots."
- Piers Organ, Good Mourning Britain

"My goal is to make people smarter. [FNC] let me do my own job, to myself. You must be very grateful for that."
- Wolf Blabber, The Insinuation Room

"A nutraceutical for the soul!"
- Unnatural News

"They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Reading this novel made me wish I had more hands. Or relatively more bushes."
- The Hate Show With Stephen Culvert

"A searing indictment of cryptofascist American hegemony."
- Socialist Wanker

"The absolute and incontrovertible truth within any work of ostensible fiction exists inasmuch as its dark heart corresponds with the fetid mental recesses of the reader who overtly battles its siren-like ululations but inexorably and wholly succumbs as a passive beast. Were I not already dead, I would thus doubtless enjoy [FNC] tremendously."
- Christopher Bitchens

"Seriously! I mean, whaaat? Amirite!?"
- The Huffingpaint Post